Cyberpunk Paul McCole

 

Is Paul McCole augmented?

Questions hover in the carrom community about the provenance of the skills of RBO* Paul McCole. 

Some mutter that he is from the Matrix. (His IMDB says he is from Castlemilk). Carrom theologians suggest that he lights votive candles in the hours before a board. Paul-watchers and devotees of cyberpunk moot that he is augmented. That is, he has had bionic implants to his eyes, his right index finger and his demeanour to provide advantages at the board. 

Paul is tight-lipped about these suggestions. However, the rumours continued when he refused a League Management Committee demand that his striker take a polygraph test and in that same week  - as if to flaunt his skills - went downstairs from the Linen mezzanine, ordered a pint and rather than climb back up the stairs simply floated vertically back up to the mezz. 

Adding to this, McCole's missus Lou was lately videod sliding into an abandoned phone box, dialling a number and was within seconds seen on CCTV appearing outside the Asda in Toryglen.

All I'm asking for is a level playing field. 

 

*RBO Registered Board Owner.