Big Dianne

 

Dianne used to drink in The Allison Arms. 

For years, she was a popular figure there. Until Christmas Eve 2022 when she got off with wee Tony in full sight of the regulars and Tony's missus. Tongues and everything. The ensuing malarkey saw her huckled by police and Dianne spent that night in a cell. There, she vowed to sort herself out.

Rebranding herself as Big Dianne, she became a cult: a beacon of confidence for those who fancied some other person's man. It was January 2023 when she got interested in Carrom, intrigued by members. Whispers around boards mentioned her. James Young barred her from Linen 1906, stating that she was a distraction. Paul McCole pleaded with his missus that the rumours were naught but rumours. But yet, Big Dianne cast a seductive shadow in the minds of some of the SCL.

Curvaceous and mental, it is no surprise that Big Dianne has caused players to lose focus. Identifying as a strong woman, she claims to have slept with half the SCL. Every player has denied such association but has experienced glares from their partners. Stu Thomson reports that Gillian now spits in his food. Jim cites that Dawn frowns from sunrise to sunset. Stephen lives in his back garden cabin like a rat.

Presently, Big Dianne does voluntary work around the southside.