Big Dianne and wee Tony have announced their wedding.
Readers of this blog may recall that Dianne and Tony got off with each other in The Allison Arms in vivid sight of the regulars, the bar staff and Tony's wife Natalie. Following a quickie divorce, Natalie regrouped, got her hair done and went on secure a job at Optical Express.
Big Dianne spoke to the blog. "The mad days are behind me noo. Flashing my tits in the Rum Shack and Brodies and Kebabish Grill and all that. This wee guy is the real deal. I am made up."
Wee Tony, who made it to the semi-final in Strictly Come Carroming last year and is a popular figure on the southside when he shows up with the bodhran, paid tribute to his wife-to-be. "She has turned my life around. The age thing doesn't bother me. Nor the difference in height and BMI. She is intae her tunes. Plus, she is a belter."
The wedding will be held at St Ninian's church in Pollokshields, officiated by celebrant Paul McCole. A private reception will take place in Heraghty and then, via a fleet of rickshaws, go up the road to Linen 1906 which has a late licence.
The blog reached out to The Elders.
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Stephen McCole "I canny see her changin' her ways. J'know whit I mean?"
James Young (manager at Linen 1906) "We've hired a red rug to put outside the door."
Bruce Morton "I'm still getting texts from her."
Stu Thomson (conjurer) "I can do a thing that makes Tony's head look like a coconut."
John McManus : "Marriage is a bourgeois construction."
Jim Muir "I'm still getting texts from her."
Youtube has some background about Big Dianne in the form of two ballads.
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