Fraser Induction to Hall of Elders

 

The Elders have spoken.

Fraser J is to be inducted as an Elder.

The ceremony will take place under the first serpent moon of spring 2024 at the hallowed location in Cathcart. In tradition, the new Elder will be presented with a cloak of stoat fur and will eat a votive candle. Rhythms will come from The Hoodoo Quintet and the Enactment Prayer will be read by Josie Long.

Born of humble masseurs, Fraser J became RBO in early 2023 and has since become a regular player, host and convivial member of the SCL. When not massaging the limbs of ballet dancers, Fraser has lent his skills to repairing the index fingers and wrists of southside carromers, healing the near-numb and offering gentle fizz to the hopeless.

 It was Fraser who introduced the concept of bringing a dog to the mezz, so cementing the link between beast and board. The famous F-Board meet at his home saw visiting players guzzle miscellaneous alcohol, Iceland Pizza and hallucinogens. While the gameplay went out the window that evening, word subsequently went round that here was a man who was prepared to push the carrom envelope and think outside the box while everybody was out of their box.

All hail the new Elder.